How can I believe in God

"How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?"
Woody Allen (12)
12/01/1935 -
US writer, actor and director

Happy new Winter

Last head of Zidan in official matches.

If you don't know the story,
Materazii:"I held his shirt for a few seconds only, he turned to me, looked at me from top to bottom with utmost arrogance (and said): "if you really want my shirt, I'll give it to you afterwards". and then I answered him with an simple insult."

but zidan and an expert lip reader say,then Materazzi replayed:

"Hold on, wait, that one's not for a nigger like you.
We all know you are the son of a terrorist whore.
So just fuck off."

Note:According to reports in France, Zidane's mother is seriously ill at the moment and had to go to hospital on Sunday morning.

Nice angle video direct dl 2.6 MB

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Another clip that have nothing common with the above post,except that they are both: rare - funny -found in video.google - mix of fun & anger sence.
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if you ever need a helping hand

It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.

Sam Levenson (1911 - 1980)

Why S.B is Slapped in the face with a fish!

لندن: يك جوان ۲۴ ساله در انگليس براي كمك به موسسات خيريه دست به ابتكار جالبي زده است. وي هر روز ظهر در وسط بزرگترين پارك شهر لندن مي ايستد تا از مردم كتك بخورد. شهروندان علاقه مند مي توانند با پرداخت هر مبلغي كه در توان دارند با دو ماهي قزل آلا به صورت اين مرد چك بزنند. ديروز يك شهروند حاضر شد براي كتك زدن وي با ماهي قزل آلا مبلغ ۱۲۰ پوند پرداخت كند.
وبلاگ این جوان

Source: Yahoo..

روز اول ماهیگیری سد لار

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We departed from tehran at 2:00 AM,arrived at 4:45(the first one in queue said,he arrived at 24:00) & waited about two hours to got in,caught our privileged 20 trout fish ,swam,breathed oxygen, tanned ,ate, and got back home early at 20:00 very nicely.